See these shoes? Looks like a pair of very innocent shoes, rite? Look comfy too, things that will take you miles of miles walking without making your feet ache. And they come in other colours too, so you have your choice. Look sophisticated enough to wear before a giant phallus or in the centre of the pseudo-capital city of the Netherlands as well.
However, if you do wish to own these shoes, bear in mind that some peculiar things might happen. 11,400 kilometers apart, same incident