I stumbled upon this website and I was stunned. Oh how so true! The global cheating needs to be balanced and the pains and unhappy emotions need to be compensated.
Then I came up with a brilliant idea. Why don't we make caffeine offsetting? Afterall, caffeine overuse can result in restlessness, fidgetiness, nervousness, excitement, euphoria, insomnia, a rambling flow of thought and speech, as well as mania, depression, lapses in judgment, disorientation, disinhibition, delusions, and hallucinations. This will add to the anxiety in the atmosphere on a global scale.
So the idea is, you can drink as much coffee as you can, as long as you offset it with paying someone who don't drink coffee at all. Enter CaffeineNeutral.com.
The concept can even be easier to apply by incorporating the offset cost to the coffee price, by means of caffeine-neutral label. Of course, we can go further with caffeine-neutral tea, coke, and any other products containing caffeine.
Life will be sooo much easier then :)