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Stumbled upon an ubuntu forum:

My advice is not to feel pressure to use Linux as your sole operating system. You should just use windows and not tell anyone you do. I lead this double life with windows and Ubuntu and offer this useful suggestion. If you are communicating with women for the purpose of sexual gratification - do not mention Linux (or anything about computers in general - they don't get it, if they do they are usually needy boilers anyway).
If you are on an online forum looking for solutions to trivial problems you encounter when tinkering with linux while you are really just procrastinating about getting on with a worthwhile existence - don't mention windows (except to bag it).

ah... :P