Ngomong-ngomong soal oldskul, kemaren se-angkot sama ebiji-ebiji gitu. Pernah ngerasain gak, waktu SD apa SMP gitu suka tuker-tukeran buku-what-so-called "diary" yang diisi sama biodata, kata-kata mutiara, artis favorit, tipe cowok idaman. Usum kénéh siah! Jadi teman-teman seangkot saya téh mengeluarkan semacam-buku-seperti-itu sementara saya culak-cileuk mencuri pandang menahan seuri. Ternyata hal paling sulit dilakukan di angkot adalah kontrol beungeut. Yang masih musim juga adalah menguraikan arti hurup demi hurup sebuah nama, entah penulis entah pemilik buku. Contoh kasus nih :
R = Rani namanya
A = Aries zodiaknya
N = Naah... bingung gue
I = Iya... pokoknya ngerti kan maksud gue?
Tapi jangan salah, mereka kreatip juga menangkap fenomena yang ada di sekeliling. Tau gak kepanjangan terbaru TBC? Tekanan Batin Cinta :D
Tes-tes Bodoh. Karena janji mo meng-upload hasil tes famous leader gue, sekalian aja yang lain.
Mmm...perasaan ada lagi, tapi di mana ya? di Quizilla tuh banyak yang cacat-cacat gitu. Oh, yang ini cupu lagi. Analisis penyakit yang diderita oleh karakter-karakter kartun, as follow :
CARTOON CHARACTERS AND THEIR APPARENT DSM-IV-TR DIAGNOSES
- Gaston (Beauty and The Beast)/Lord Farquaad (Shrek)/Lucy (Peanuts): Narcissistic Personality Disorder
- Cinderella’s Stepmother: Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder
- Daffy Duck/Squidwird (Spongebob Squarepants)/Grumpy (Snow White)/Justus (Courage The Cowardly Dog): Paranoid Personality Disorder
- Yosemite Sam/Mojo Jojo (Powerpuff Girls)/Bluto (Popeye)/Randall (Monsters Inc.): Antisocial Personality Disorder
- Pepe Le Pew: Delusional Disorder, Erotomanic Type
- Patrick (Spongebob)/Dopey (Snow White): Mild Mental Retardation
- Bashful (Snow White): Social Phobia
- Sleepy (Snow White): Narcolepsy
- Lilo (Lilo & Stitch)/Ralph Wiggum (Simpson’s): Asperger’s Disorder
- Ralph Wiggum: Pica
- Bart Simpson: Conduct Disorder
- Barney (Simpson’s): Alcohol Dependence
- Popeye: Intermittent Explosive Disorder, Co-Morbid With Substance Abuse (Spinach My Eye!)
- Olive Oyl: Anorexia Nervosa
- Charlie Brown: Dysthymia/Generalized Anxiety Disorder
Grunge Lagi...
I will light the match this mornin', so i won't be alone
Watch as she lies silent, for soon light will be gone
I will stand arms outstretched, pretend i'm free to roam
I will make my way, through, one more day in hell...
How much difference does it make
How much difference does it make...
I will hold the candle till it burns up my arm
I'll keep takin' punches until their will grows tired
I will stare the sun down until my eyes go blind
Hey i won't change direction, and i won't change my mind
How much difference does it make
How much difference does it make...
How much difference...
I'll swallow poison, until i grow immune
I will scream my lungs out till it fills this room
How much difference
How much difference
How much difference does it make
How much difference does it make...
(Indifference, Pearl Jam)
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